I own a robot

That's it really. I went to a toy show, saw some nerds (damn nerds, hate them so much. Almost as much as I hate grebos) and became the proud owner of a snazzy robot toy. Inter-changeable hands, 4 different helmets and 2 jetpacks is there anything it can't do? No, well except love.

Bow down before his plastic glory.


















Started my job teaching people how to speak English super good, already pretty sure I've spelt some words wrong in lessons but fuck it who's going to find out eh?

Tune in next time when I'll probably have been fired.






A 'toy' that should have probably been purchased but cost way more than 20 mighty robots. How and why this exists is a mystery but it does. Possibly part of a war criminals action figure range given away with happy meals.


















Work in progress, needs more arse hair I think.