Yo, so was in the internetto cafe and thought I'd give it some blog time but instead spent the whole time fiddling with the font and other rubbish as no doubt you noticed immediatly. Have to say that I'm feeling a lot better about things now I'm scribeing it all in Times New Roman(tic).
Not a whole lot to report, moved into the warehouse and we now have our very own automobile to cruise for chicks in/do some irresponsible snow driving. We are currently debating names for both the warehouse and van/fucktruck. Any suggestions welcome, please send answers to:
The Warehouse
1 Warehouse Lane
Warehouseville
The Sticks
Japan
The winner gets a tiny can of unbelievably sweet coffee from a vending machine.
Oh also I've noticed a distinct lack of comments on the blog so far except from on Facebook. Priorities people, blog comments belong on the blog - people need to support this thing or it may not take off, like adult nappies.
That or no one is reading it.......Anyone?
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....Hello?
Ahh screw you, I'll read it myself.
Ok byes. Remember, check out Bennan the blog for the reverse camera angles and exclusive behind the scenes footage. x
4 comments:
Dear Mr. Billy Blog (can I call you Bill?),
I am writing to you Bill from a magical land called The Grove (take the first piece of drift wood that comes by the Cobb and follow it to the end of the line. Maybe you've been there?).
I would like to show my support for your wonderous stories of toilets, stupid looking small animals, vending machines and nude bathing.
I wish you, Benan and Paper Mario the best of luck on your wacky adventures.
Yours truly
PS. My suggestion for the van is, Harriet's Chariot of Fire.
Dear Blogger McBlog Blog,
When can we expect the next installment? Over a week with no conclusion to the tales of Paper Mario!
Yours concernedlyly
Child Bigfoot
Fuckin hell lads whats all this, writers block? I thought seeing how you haven't written in a while you need spurning on with a comment to lift the morale so here it is coming at you like a hairkatto. First off hats off to you for being the first one into the blogosphere, you're blazing a formidable trail, no doubt you've been backcombing an edgy/slutty japanese girl to dangle in the warehouse and pick up all the gems that fall out of your mouths all the time so you can post them straight up into cyboidspace. Oh yeah we didnt manage to get your care parcel off with James but don't you worry there's one hitting the mail in the next couple o days containing a rich assortment of blighty to lord over everyone probably containing the whole cast of hug a hoody or something equally sexy...
Ps heard you had a bacon bagel for christmas lunch. deep.
pps Fucktruck is a perfectly acceptable name for your fucktruck.
pps call your warehouse the terrorshoe and shout "vin chaud" at anyone who dares enter.
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